Dear Bees,

WTF! After a few decades where I was only stung once, and that was because I stepped on one of you so I kind of deserved it, I’ve been stung twice in the last two months. I’m no mathologist but that’s like triple in a quarter of the time. Squared.

I’m thinking you guys are getting a bit arrogant with all this talk of African swarming Bees and Bee Movie. Well let me tell you, your little friend there didn’t look so arrogant after I delivered a size 10 Nike on him. You simply have no defense against that. And I’ve got two of them.

Oh and then there was some Bee lover on TV talking about the depopulation of Bees, and how without their amazing ability to pollinate things will cease to grow and we’ll all be dead. I’ve got news for you Mr.TV Bee Lover maybe if Bees had a better attitude I wouldn’t have to depopulate them so harshly. What good is vegetation when we have Bees flying around like they own the place? I’m having none of it Bees.

Are you attacking me because I put honey into my coffee that one day? I heard it was healthier, but it just wasn’t as delicious as that sugary creamo stuff that you don’t even need to refrigerate so I cut it out. I am no threat to your honey comb stores. I repeat, NO THREAT TO HONEY COMB STORES.

There’s just no call for it and I’m not taking it anymore. Bees, if you want to step to this you are going to have to deal with a thunderous right to the thorax and two digits in the compound eye. I’m sick of this.

except for the money I’m a millionaire
Clark